I had purchased everything else for C and M-G and said "what the heck?" and popped this in my shopping bag today. It's bad, but not nearly as horrible and first thought. The ribbons are awful, but they are there to cover up the area where they sewed the Velcro pieces on the inside. It's not nearly as poofy as first thought, it is generous in size to fit over the fancy dress, but the sleeves do not go all the way down.
I'm being generous and giving it a C+. It'll find some use around here.