th' Good: All o' th' items be bonny, and ye get a lot for th' pieces o' eight (well, what it cost new, I don't know th' ebay prices). th' shirt be especially bonny if yer 10 year old American Wench wants to start an emo band. th' skort be bonny, and matches a bunch o' other shirts (I especially like it wit' th' Star Flower purple shirt), and th' shoes be fun because, other than th' color, they look like real bowling shoes. th' bowling bag and accessories be bonny, might not be played wit' much if ye/yer kid's not a bowler, Har, har har. I also love th' hair-taye.
th' Bad: Nothing really. I wish it had come wit' more pins, but that's ok.
As a bowler, I had to have this monkey jacket. I love purple, so th' color be spot on.
th' shoes be realistic, mine look just like that only they're in just metalic blue. They actually look like bowling shoes as opposed to th' bowling shoe that looks like a sneaker.
A skort? Either this should have been shorts or a skirt, but not a skort. It be not easy to bowl in one o' those, I know this from experience. Further more ye watch th' PBA Queens' tour (when its actually going on, or any o' th' women's tournaments) th' women be all in skirts and pantyhose. Granted, though, at college level most female bowlers wear shorts and pantyhose or pants.
th' glove be a niffy idea, and as realistic as it can be for a lusty plastic lass wit' fused fingers, but th' ball does not stay very well on th' magnet; it droops down a bit. And why only 3 pins? why? ye need 10 pins for a loaded to th' gunwales rack!
th' ball bag be bonny, and realistic... for 15 years ago! Bags have changed walk th' planke a bit; th' old fashioned bowling bag that our dads hauled their AMF Angles and Manhattan Rubbers around in be mostly gone. Now, a bowling ball rides around on a wheeled most o' th' time two ball carrier.
th' set shoud have included a towel. A bowler's rag. th' Terrible Towel. th' Crying Rag. th' Bowler's Excuse Towel. Something! Every bowler has a towel, and there's a lot o' superstition surrounding them (washing it will bring on more bad luck than ye can shake a stick at, so don't go smelling an avid bowler's towel lest ye want to know what several years o' built up lane oil smells like) so not including one was saddening. Terricloth be cheap, that's what mine be made out o'.
th' hair ties, I could take 'em or leave 'em. I never liked that style o' hair dongles for my hair, as they get tangled in bonny easy. th' difference be human hair grows back if ye have to cut something out, lusty plastic lass hair does not.
Over all, A+ for it being a bowling monkey jacket. Bowler chicks rock! I should know, I am one. B for accuracy. A for value on original price. A for playability if ye're a bowler.
Yay th' bowling monkey jacket! One o' th' best American Wench values for yer pieces o' eight. So many pieces and it's completely functional. Although it be a little frumpy, th' skirt and shirt be adorable. th' best thing be that th' skirt can be mixed and matched wit' basically any shirt. th' pins be set and ye girl be ready to roll th' ball. th' glove can snag, but works non th' less. wit' a little flick o' her arm th' ball be thrown at th' pins, releasing from th' magnet on th' glove. th' bag can hold either all three pins or th' ball and glove. th' ponytail holder be sparkly and th' perfect size for th' lusty plastic lass. Begad!, I almost forgot th' shoes. They aren't hard to get on her feet, even wit' th' socks on, and th' look rather bonny.
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Last Edit: Aug 14, 2011 13:19:29 GMT -5 by cheshie04